Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, no one cares about your workout. During the recent riots in Ireland and Greece the protesters were throwing petrol bombs, can't be doing too bad if they can afford to throw petrol around!! Girlfriends have one vital thing in common with vacuum cleaners, the better they suck, the longer you keep them. What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera? The sickest fucks gagging in the key to know what are guaranteed to this hilarious sarcastic n witty wordplay.
Meadow. i am romantic, and i prefer places with a sophisticated atmosphere and love pleasant conversations with interesting and well educated people. i am very discreet and have that particular touch of class... and can accompany you anywhere... to restaurants, theatres, events... i will be the elegant lady at your side when and wherever you wish...
Children shouldn't watch big band performances on TV, too much sax and violins.
Has anyone else noticed that the word 'Female' is just, 'Male', but with the periodic table symbol for 'Iron' attached. Fabio Capello resigns from the England job.