Schaech johnathon jana dating kramer please someone tell

Johnathan Schaech, best known as WHO?!, has split from his wife of one month. ONE. MONTH. He and actress Jana Kramer (One Tree Hill) got engaged in July 2009, and were married in Michigan last month. I’ll admit, I only know who Johnathan is because he was once married to Christina Applegate, and I would never have been able to pick this Jana Kramer out of lineup, even now that I’m looking at a photo of her. This story only interests me because they could only make it work for one month. You’ve got to ask – how bad was it? I mean, seriously? What was wrong with him? That’s a pretty big defect if you were engaged for a year and the marriage didn’t last more than five weeks.

Actor Johnathon Schaech and One Tree Hill actress Jana Kramer have split after only a little more than a month of marriage.

The couple got engaged in 2009 and were married Fourth of July weekend in Michigan.

Jana’s rep Janice Lee tells Life & Style, “Jana and Johnathon have agreed to dissolve their marriage. Jana is humbled by the outpouring of support from her fans, friends and family, and appreciates the respect of her privacy.”

Why did the couple call it quits so quickly?

A source close to Jana tells Life & Style exclusively, “Jana is a good 14 years younger than Johnathon. She moved in with him within six months or less of dating. She really didn’t like living there. It was his bachelor pad and just not enough space for the both of them.”

This is the second failed marriage for Johnathon. In 2007 he divorced Samantha Who star Christina Applegate, who recently announced that she is expecting her first child with fiancé Martyn Lenoble.

[From Life & Style]

So they’re getting divorced because she didn’t like his bachelor pad? Jana should have either redecorated or just nagged him until they bought a new place. Didn’t her mother teach her anything? I don’t believe that story, actually. I don’t buy that they split because of real estate and decorating. I think the story is probably a lot juicier, maybe something involving cocaine, prostitutes, an extensive collection of 1970s porn, an unsolved murder and a goat. Let me grab my monocle! Meet me in the library.

Update by Celebitchy I was trying to remember where I knew this guy from. I checked out his IMDB page and was like “nope, haven’t seen him in anything.” Then I thought I might have covered a story with him, and I did – he posted his proposal video to this chick on Facebook last December and we made fun of it. I asked if it was “creepy or sweet” and noted that Schaech seemed full of himself. Someone claiming to be Schaech commented on the site a few days after we wrote the story. His IP put him in Gelndale, California and it really sounded like him to me. Here’s part of what he wrote, and you can check out the original comments on the post – he left two and actually responded to someone.

hA! Just having some fun…we just wanted to have some fun over the holiday break and we played with a goofy show on facebook called JANA – THON AND THE MOHAWK. We stayed up back in MARYLAND drank wine and edited five episodes on Jana’s apple. Had fun with our little FLIP videos…I used this quote ’show’ to help make the moment I proposed to be a surprise. Jana thought we were going skating to do another fun episode. I don’t take myself to serious thus the mohawk. But I’m glad some people think I’m good looking even with the ridiculous strip of hair on my head. I am full of myself these days…have you seen my fiance. A lot of the commenters here might want to try doing something creative with their time and lives. I found some of their comments on this page very entertaining. Happy New Year everyone…ain’t FACEBOOK fun…it’s amazing how this thing spread. Ha! I never thought this would get out like this. I hope everyone can just enjoy our moment of joy. They’re hard to come by. Give me something I can hold on to. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! Johnathon

It looks like the moment of joy was short-lived. We’ve e-mailed Schaech for comment but I doubt he’ll get back to us. If he does, we’ll let you know.

File photos of Johnathan and Jana, credit: WENN.

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